Let’s talk about sex! No subject is as controversial and, at the same time, as joyfully discussed as the amorous action between the sheets. So naturally, there is an infinite number of sex quotes dealing with all the pleasures and intricacies related to it.
Regardless of whether we are single and ready to mingle or in a relationship that is going strong, I am sure that we could all use some inspiration to make things hot and steamy in the bedroom.
The collection of quotes below has all the artillery you’ll need to blow your date’s mind — some quotes are sure to bring his heart rate up while she is guaranteed to burst out laughing at others. Either way, they will set the scene just right for a lil’ rolling in the hay.
So the next time you and your special someone get busy, feel free to refer to these quotes to get your juices flowing.
The Sex Quotes Collection That Will Make Your Heart Race Faster
Quotes That Illustrate What Sex Is All About
#1. “Sex is more than an act of pleasure; it’s the ability to feel so close to a person, so connected, so comfortable that it’s almost breathtaking to the point you feel you can’t take it. And at this moment, you’re a part of them.” — Thom Yorke
#2. “If you don’t laugh during sex at least once, then you are having sex with the wrong person.”
#3. “Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.” — Oscar Wilde
#4. “But when a woman decides to sleep with a man, there is no wall she will not scale, no fortress she will not destroy, no moral consideration she will not ignore at its very root. There is no God worth worrying about.” — Gabriel Garcia Marquez
#5. “Sex is emotion in motion.” — Mae West
#6. “She didn’t want soft and gentle. She needed his rough possession, claiming her, branding her, taking her in a firestorm of heat and flame that would end the world around them, leaving them nothing but ashes, clean and fierce and forever welded together.” ― Christine Feehan, Wild Fire
#7. “The body can become a vehicle to that which is beyond body, and sex energy can become a spiritual force.” — Osho
#8. “Always start your day with a lot of SEX: Smile, Energy, Xcitement. So make sex a daily habit, and you will always be smiling.”
Humorous Sex Quotes That’ll Still Get You in the Mood
#9. “Men have two emotions — hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.”
#10. “Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.” — Woody Allen
#11. “Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.” — Lord Chesterfield
#12. “I know nothing about sex because I was always married.” — Zsa Zsa Gabor
#13. “Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you can get between the right man and the right woman.” — Woody Allen
#14. “Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.”
#15. “What a kid I got; I told him about the birds and the bees, and he told me about the butcher and my wife.” — Rodney Dangerfield
#16. “The tragedy is when you’ve got sex in the head instead of down where it belongs.” — D. H. Lawrence
#17. “I don’t know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.” — Woody Allen
#18. “I figured out I’m bisexual. I have sex twice a year.” — Rodney Dangerfield
#19. “‘You are the greatest lover I’ve ever had.’ ‘Well, I practice a lot when I’m alone.’” — Love and Death (movie)
#20. “Three ways to stress less: have sex; then do it again; and again.”
#21. “The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.” — Woody Allen
#22. “I asked my wife, ‘Last night, were you faking it?’ She said, ‘No, I was really sleeping.’” — Rodney Dangerfield
#23. “My sexual preference is often.” — Billy Crystal
Sex Quotes by Famous People
#24. “The secret to a happy partnership? Keep the fights clean and the sex dirty.” — Kevin Bacon
#25. “Sex without love is merely a healthy exercise.” — Robert A. Heinlein
#26. “The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.” — Brendan Behan
#27. “Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature.” — Marilyn Monroe
#28. “Of the delights of this world, man cares most for sexual intercourse; yet, he has left it out of his heaven.” — Mark Twain
#29. “Sex without love is an empty experience. But as empty experiences go, it’s one of the best.” — Woody Allen
#30. “Is sex dirty? Only if it’s done right.” — Woody Allen
#31. “Sex is like money. Only too much is enough.” — John Updike
#32. “The best deals and the best sex happens outside of boundaries.” — Aristotle Onassis
The Sexiest Short Quotes to Say to Your Lover
#33. “Making you horny and making you smile are my two favorite things.”
#34. “There isn’t one person in this world that I want more than I want you.”
#35. “I swear to you; I won’t stop until your legs are shaking and the neighbors know my name.”
#36. “Come closer until I no longer know where I end and you begin.”
#37. “I wish I could copy and paste you into my bed.”
#38. “I have sex with you a lot in my head.”
#39. “Some hot rough sex and no thinking would be nice right now.”
#40. “I’m putting you on my to-do list.”
#41. “You’re in my inappropriate thoughts.”
#42. “If you kiss my neck, I’m not responsible for what happens next.”
#43. “Sometimes, I get turned on just by seeing your name pop up on my phone.”
#44. “Good night, and if you dream of me, remember I like it rough.”
Wrapping It Up
Hopefully, these sex quotes will serve you well! Don’t forget that, besides showing our affection for our significant other, sex is all about enjoying each other and having fun.
Sometimes, we need help with putting our thoughts into words to spice up sexy times. Or we may just be looking for ways to amuse ourselves. With luck, the collection of sex quotes above will do just that. And before you go off to bed, I want to remind you to drop a quote or two to the object of your desire — what better way to let them know how you feel about them!
