57 Dirty Quotes That Are Sure to Stir Things up Under the Sheets

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Sometimes, when you’re in a long relationship, you and your partner lose your spark and stop being as passionate as before. You’re always tired, have a headache, and a load of chores for tomorrow, and being passionate is the last thing on your mind. If you’re one of these people, these dirty quotes by anonymous authors are the perfect thing to take your foreplay to the next level.

To start, a bit of dirty talk can help your partner understand better what you want them to do to you. What’s more, it’ll lighten the mood and play a vital role in your foreplay. As you start to communicate more openly, dirty talking and spicy quotes will lead to an incredible improvement in your sex life.

57 Best Dirty Quotes

Dirty Quotes to Get Your Blood Racing and Your Heart Pumping

#1. “I need a back rub, a few shots of whiskey, and some great sex.”

#2. “Roses are red; the grass is green, I want you in my bed, if you know what I mean.”

#3. “I just want sex that’s so nasty there will be absolutely no question that I’m going to hell.”

#4. “I could have every single inch of your body pressed tight against mine, and I’d still say ‘pull me closer.’”

#5. “Give me a bit of rough sex mixed with some sexy, slow, and sweet lovemaking.”

#6. “Is sex dirty? Only when it’s being done right.”

#7. “I don’t have a dirty mind; I have a sexy imagination.”

#8. “Hearing a man moan because of you is the sexiest sound ever.”

#9. “Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m using my hand, but I’m thinking of you.”

#10. “Let’s make out, have sex, cuddle, and have a deep talk. Then, let’s have sex again, go out to eat, then go back home, watch a movie, and have sex again.”

#11. “If you bite my lips or kiss my neck, I promise to rip your clothes off.”

#12. “I’m a lover, not a fighter. Unless you like it rough.”

#13. “Now, spread your legs and try to tell me about your day.”

#14. “Let’s make love, then have hot dirty sex.”

#15. “I’ll let you play with mine if you let me play with yours.”

#16. “I have a dirty mind. You’re running through it right now.”

Dirty Quotes to Send Your Fun Buddy and Make Them Want to Spend the Night With You

#17. “Your pants — they bother me. Take them off!”

#18. “Your face would look better between my legs.”

#19. “I swear to you, I won’t stop until your legs are shaking, and the neighbors know my name.”

#20. “Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?”

#21. “Yes, I have a dirty mind, and you’re on it.”

#22. “Let’s settle this argument like adults: in the bedroom, naked.”

#23. “Can I have you for breakfast in bed today?”

#24. “I’ll kiss you in the rain, so you get twice as wet.”

#25. “My ideal body weight is yours on mine.”

#26. “Let’s fall madly in bed with each other.”

#27. “You can stay, but your clothes must go.”

#28. “I promise to always be by your side. Or under you. Or on top.”

#29. “I want to forget my name while I’m busy moaning yours.”

#30. “My tongue can do a better job of teasing you than my words can.”

#31. “Kiss me a lot. Touch me all over. And lick me in my special spot.”

#32. “Stop undressing me with your eyes! Use your teeth instead.”

#33. “I really want to kiss you, and not just on the lips.”

#34. “Push me up against the wall and do dirty things to me.”

#35. “I want to taste me on your fingers.”

#36. “Sometimes, I wake up, and all I want is to feel your hands all over my body.”

#37. “It’s been a long day. I need a hug that turns into sex.”

Dirty Quotes That Will Put a Smile on Your Face and Turn You On

#38. “I’m in my bed; you’re in yours. One of us is obviously in the wrong place.”

#39. “Spank me. It’s the only way I learn.”

#40. “Today, I don’t feel like doing anything. Except you. I’d do you.”

#41. “Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.”

#42. “Black Friday sale. My house. You and I. All clothes will be 100% off.”

#43. “Let’s have a ‘who’s better in bed’ contest. I’m hoping to be a sore loser.”

#44. “Your clothes would look nice on my bedroom floor.”

#45. “Sex is like math: You add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray that you don’t multiply.”

#46. “I just want you to be happy. And naked.”

#47. “Your clothes are making me uncomfortable. Please, take them off.”

#48. “Sex is like pizza; when it’s good, it’s good, and when it’s bad, it’s still pretty good!”

#49. “You remind me of my pinky toe. Sooner or later, I’m going to bang you on a table.”

#50. “I do what the voices in my underwear tell me to do.”

#51. “Sex with you is so good that we should celebrate it by having sex.”

#52. “Excuse me for being too forward, but your lips make me wonder what the rest of you would taste like.”

#53. “I can’t wait to get home and have makeup sex. I’ve been arguing with myself all day!”

#54. “I can’t taste my lips. Could you do it for me?”

#55. “Want to come over and watch dirty movies on my flat screen mirror?”

#56. “Sex isn’t all I think about. I also think about you naked.”

#57. “I’m happiest when I’m in your arms. Or between your legs.”

To Conclude

As you can see, all of these quotes are sultry, simple, and fun. You can use them whenever you want, no matter how long you’ve been dating someone, as long they’re up for it, of course.

What’s more, all of the dirty quotes on this list are easy to remember and shouldn’t take you far out of your comfort zone. But once you get the hang of these, you can start mixing it up and adding your personal flair to them.